Well! What a fucking weekend!

It has taken Me a while to come down [with an ass shattering thump] If I had one wish right now it would be that…..I had a licence to kill? I was gonna write somthing else but that just slipped out! Must be the truth then. And from what Rossco is handing out in Uprooted I am not alone! Hell! I have got some kind of chemical inbalance, I love it when people try and mess with my inner peace. Chicken shits one and all. Civillans in cool fur so to speak but I can spot em’ in a second. I can see the fear under their skin…an’ lemme tell ya’ll another thing..I love fishing in a small pond and ya know what ? The fish are never as big as they think they are….

LOVE it I tells ya!

The uptight fat goth attitude problem on legs working the door…Oh man!She was a right piece of work! The personality of a busted thong and more crack than harlem. Not content in giving me a hard time when I had done nothing but say hi and give her our door list she gave Mikey a helping as well..Bad move Mortica… -Excuse Me,I was wondering if Michele had put some names on the door? [ Very polite and shy is our Mikey ] – Yeah,if Michele is an ugly guy…..

So natch my little drummer boy tells me this and I front up to the vinyl clad lard ass hiding behind the door….Dropfire.Over.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH. It gets better! Some tripped out bleach blonde wannabe rockstar waif asks me “So Who did you suck off to get the Strapping show?”…Excuse Me BOY but isnt your *ahem* band supporting us tonite? And seeing that Gene Hoglin is sitting next to Me why dont you ask him?. No sikfuks,I didn’t smear him from one end of the room to the other. I will save it for next time. Nothing better than seeing a no talent crack licking motherfucker run like a pussy bitch when ever you enter a room. Anyway I was in too much of a great mood after opening for such a great band! Strapping were sublime to say the least.Please excuse Me,I gotta go see a man about a dog…
MUCH more to come…….
Michele.