16/10/03

I ended up giving all my ballchain braclets away when we did the instore of DOOM.I wanna thank the crew at Moshpit music for having us in to play.It kicked serious ammount of ass…I was shopping from the second we stepped foot in the place.[…gimme THAT an’ THAT…] It is a serious mecca and I am now the proud owner of a “Seasons in the Abyss” patch.Life gets no finer at such moments.So,We play with a well cool band with a KICK-ASS name…Bitch Toy! Sounds like something that Satan would put in my stocking dontcha think? We all ended up bonding in the carpark after the show and as I christened them “Sikfucks” They informed Me that Tourettes were “..of DEATH”. Let Me explain..when something is beyond cool you throw the goats up infront of your face and intone that ” Blahahahah…is OF DEATH!!!!” Needless to say that I have been flogging it like a dead fucking horse! Wade and the boys have signed into the guest book so hook up and check out their site…needless to say that it is….OF DEATHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I am gonna be raving in NO order whatsoever about our adventures…Make ya keep reading I guess!We listened to everyones demo’s on the way home.I love getting new music from talented fuckers thrust upon me after rockin’ out barefoot in a beer barn.Oh Man! So cool! We played on the same nite a a band called “Whiteline fever”…Yup…You guessed it, Motorhead cover band!!!…Paper down for Me!! All the bands that we got to hang and play with were great.It was a bit hard following 3 and a half hours of proto-cowpunk and surf bands one nite but if it don’t kill you [..or if your bass player doesnt kill someone out of one of the aformentioned bands…] it only makes you stronger right? You guys know Me, as long as I got some sikfuks to shoot the shit with I am fine as paint.That nite my ass was saved by Miss Mel,Fernanda the great, Maxwell Demon, Brent “Metal forever” and Kent the Bass wrangeler.Never under essitmate the healing power of a game of indoor soccer with a water bottle! We finally made it on stage and I made every one drag their chairs up the front for that more shall we say “Unplugged” vibe? [NAHHHHH!!! ] This pub was KILLER!! I loved it!!! I think the last time it got re-decorated Malcom Fraser was in in the drivers seat..no shit! It felt like the school socials that I was always to un-cool to show my ugly mug at!!! The bar staff looked at me like I was something that was stuck to the bottom of thier hush puppies…I was in hog heaven!

Nah,nah nah!! To the little sikfuk who e-mailed moi asking about what I tortured the van with this trip..you cheeky fuk! See ya at candys! Oh yeah..ya better all be gearing up for THAT show..It is gonna be a killer!! Friday Oct 31st at Candy’s..22 Bayswater Rd Kings X. Dress up or have me paying out on you all nite for you lack of effort!……any-hoo… here is the playlist of doom!

“Dont let Michele ride shotgun” List. WEIGHT -The Rollins band [Of fucking course!] DOOM SALOON -Pod People [ If you havent got into these guys yet you need a good swift kick in the quoit! They rule soooooo hard! ] POWERTRIP- Monster Magnet. [Ok! So it was bottom end stoner central!!] DIRT- Alice in chains [ Ash has had this album playing, and I shit you not, for the last 4 months..I mean he just turns it DOWN, never OFF! Nothing like sing-a-long junkie epics…Layne..Miss you for-EVER.R.I.P] UNDERTOW- Tool [Because it is law to take at least one tool album out on the road…and YES I wrote that rule so fuk off if ya dont like it!] VERY EXCITING- The Hard-on’s [ I couldent find my copy of “Dick cheese” so the new platter it was!!]

Ok, I am about to get booted out of this netcafe by the uptight pom who works here so this is the fast list that doesnt involve me ass kissing all my fave bands…ahem!

ELO/Hendrix/Buzzcocks/Pistols/G’n’R/COC/Sabbath/QOTSA/Nick Cave/Johnny Cash/AC/DC/ Blooduster/Slayer[fukin’natch!]/Sepultura……..

WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…….
Bloody endless!!!
Lock and load!
More later…………
Lt Madden.