Hollywood,CA.

Is she pretty on the inside? Is she pretty on her back?
-Hole.

I think last night you were driving circles around Me. -Kirsten Hersh.

But thats the way I like it baby…I dont want to live forever.
-Motherhead.

I have got a while to fuck around before our mate Sach comes to pick me up and due to many disturbing dreams I find myself awake so lets just roll with it shall we?
Good.
Going to see Faster Pussycat at The Dragonfly tonite as our fantastic hosts are friends with Taime Down so back into leather I squeeze all in the name of Rock.

We tend to all stay up all night so I know that I am living in the right house.Sin’s phone just rang “Been caught stealing” cute…..I am watching Kill Bill Over and over again while all and sundry get stoned on hash oil lollypops. The mind fucking boggles.Not much fun living in LA with no wheels thats for fuckin sure.Me and Sach blather on about buying bikes….big mean choppers….I should sell a kidney! Fuck ! Thats a great idea! I am gonna call UCLA medical center and see how much that would get me! Mmmmm! A big scar right down my back too….sweet……

Love watching the trustifarian rock stars in this city.Perfect road cases,big brand new SUVs, no day jobs and killer hair.Do my fists itch? Yes. Does it make me want it more? Yes…..

Gene was run off his feet while he was in town getting ready for the start of their tour.The night that we went out was super cool.Went to one of their techs places where I met Dave from The Dickes and The Angry Samoans.Tried not to be a fan boy and failed with bells on.I have been listening to his new band The Dimwits .Hell cool.Arnold,whos pad it was then chucked in a Van Halen Dvd and a fine night was had by all.The SYL tour starts on April 1st ,which had us giggling but the best part of the nite was hearing the whole of “Alien” from beginning to end.All I can tell you is consider the bar raised yet again……

Princess Jacobi bit the bullet and started a My Space site for the band ! www.myspace/tourettessf4l I am not into the whole thing, though I should start now!!! [If you could see me hunt and peck my way through a whitetrash you would understand why!] But it is amazing and left me quite flustered so if you do trip the light fantastic up there please be sure to check it out and leave a comment [Miss Jack? This ALMOST makes up for you leaving us out here in LA! xxx]

I know that you are all out there doing it for the band and my thanks to y’all is endless.All the emails and ideas that you have been sending me are great.Just dont let the motherfuckers get you down.Remember what I have said before….if they are talking about me/us? well,we win….some of that shit can get pretty off colored but you cant let it get to you…kill em with kindness [thanx ma!] Every fuck with a net connection is a hero from behind the keyboard.I thank you all so much for going into bat and I am not asking you to stop,far from it! The more the better! Just Know that they are bitter twisted and sad…I am on your side.

I am itchy after being here for only two weeks ,nothing ever seems to move as fast as I want it to and its my lot in life to love stoners who dont care….Sach is a godsend.I am going to get my contact lenses today so beware hecklers of the future cause I am gonna be able to see your rotten asses.Leif filmed DEP at the Annadale and said that Nunchukka went off as always in the support.Natch.Pugent Stench at the Marquee this week end as well….just cause I am not there does not mean that I am out of the loop…far from it! I know all.

I get alot of one-line cryptic emails from Ross that tend to tell me a whole lot of nothing which does not look like it will bode well for me.That and pix of Ash passed out by a spew bucket in the studio so it looks like mixing is going smashing.

I am trying [as hard as it is] not to think about the band and what that part of my future holds right now as I am in the painful process of trying to remove my head from my ass.When you are in a unit like this its hard not to make it your everything which is what I find myself guilty of alot.On the road makes it even harder.Mike and Ross have got significant others to bury themselves in and Ash is an alien so I think that is why I am keeping my head low down here.Truth be told I just dont want them to find me untill they have no choice.Does that make me a bad person? If it does I guess that is nothing new…….

All I know is if I dont get my head wrapped around the next level it will not be pretty.Do I take it all too seriously? Yeah,yeah I do….I think,write and burn far too much.I am always tring to beat the clock.So Uncool….I cant just sit round and wait for it to fall on my head like birdshit of the gods…I learnt that early in my lfe.Pretty opens all the does but if you look and act like me you would wanna be funny and carry a big stick.Its not a complaint….just a fact.

The B* introduced Me to Lemmy the other night !!! After shaking my somewhat clammy awe struck hand he said in that familier voice “So,You finally made it” …Angels sang dolls! I take that to be some kind of lucky key bestowment into the red neon underworld here…or somthing…my imagination rolls…..

The B* is taking a-1 care of my broken side kick as for which i am totally greatful for.I know that it was hard for her to see me as fucked up as I was when I got here from what my Miss Suzanne likes to call “The great frozen” north.Fat,Shattered and Mourning….not a good mix….

I had a shit time but met the best people…always the fuckin way .Ryan, who some of you Sfs know as the 1st Canadian Sf tattoo,wrote me the other day which was cool.He is best friends with the fool that I was dating upthere who dumped me royal [I, myself am blaming it on the altitude cause I should have known better than to mix it up with a civillian…I digress…] When said- dumper gets back into town my joy will be endless as all of the dipshites mates got inked while tryhard was gone.”SF4L” indeed!

I know that Ryan hits the chat so say hey and look out for anyothers who had your grumpy Lts back over the last 6 months…those motherfuckers rule!

Revenge is sweet its mine….and yours….I gotta get gone…more later k’?

SF4L
Michele