All I can say is my life is pretty plain……

-Blind Mellon.

Here I am ,rock you like a hurricane.
-Scorpions.

You know how we do it.
-Ice Cube.

R.I.P Hunter S Thompson.
Along with Miss Suzanne and so many others I will dream of the bats and count myself lucky that he stuck around for as long as hard as he did.Go easy into the tide…..

Its presidents day today so all had a day off.I am listening to a mix CD that I stole off Ross at the Ranch while my beloved B* reads gossip mags on the bed and I consider building an ark cause the rain is so heavy.Thinking about heading to Jamacia in a few months.I need to feel the sand twixt my little piggies and what can I tell ya? I have a sister who spoils me rotten.I got the jones to travel after seeing pics of her hash drenched trip to Rome.

I am so tired that I am tripping.I keep forgetting to sleep….erm…eat..blahblahblah..Its all about going to the fights too.I miss my boys but I am really hoping that I dont have to clap my jaded peepers on em’ for a while as this is the first time I have had to myself in too long.Even if being by myself at this point involves 3 other people and 2 dogs.I can hear the bong cough of doom over Machine Head which is playing in my discman at 9 so that must be some killer weed.

I am lucky that my entry back in here has been greased by the fact that all and sundry are in love with the B* so they put up with me no matter what.So funny…all the men in her life being super cool to me to impress her.My lot in life confuses me at the best of times.

Ross told me that I had a snowflakes chance in hell of getting thin….eat my fuck bass god! I am 10 pounds down.Yeah….. Repeat after Moi “Iggggggggy ….mmmmmmmm…..”

Me and the B* are going to check out new living arangements just off Melrose.Some long beach skate rat…sounds good to me…sharing a room again….I am not planing on getting laid so its not gonna be that whole sports sock on the doorknob thing….I messed up with my NYE resolution of being celibate so I kicked it in on the Chinese new year…and the year of the cock as well….sigh….go figure….I have dated enough cocks so its not tooooo much of a loss.I am better off with my imagiation as it is.

The Princess Jacobi is staying in Sydney as we weep in LA……

Lotta people doing alotta drugs doin alotta sitting around.Welcome to my life.I dont question why I stay clean but by god I have had some nights filled with fuckin wonder over the last year.I got told by Ash on more than one occasion that I am weak due to the fact that I cant indulge.The word that he was looking for was “Dont” not “Cant”.I want more.I want to be high on playing…..I would not be in a band if I was still using anyway due to the fact that I was totally unbearable and that is my lot in life….I have to deal with everyone else being high giving me shit.

What the fuck ever.

I am in heavy cahoots with my sister and we are getting the tourettes “Myspace” site up and running.Sin and 3 are all about the information superhighway so I am lucky there….I am more about the booklined backroad but when it comes to the band I will grit my teeth…..

As I type this to you I sit beneath a signed picture of Monster Magnet.Our amazing hostess Sin is a well known lipservice model and a rockstar magnet.Looking into Third rail showing us the love this week as well.

I have been busting everyones chops via email at the moment cause we need to show all the world how cool you sikfuks really are.Miss Marilyn has had some sik ideas and I asked her to get a think tank rolling on the forum.So if you are not a member sign up and see what you can do.I am gonna be in touch with as many of y’all as I can be.Bust my chops if you come up with anything and we will do it.

If you have done any art relating to the band or if you have been tattooed for the tribe,let us know and send us pictures.Ross is the man and he will get it up there fast.We are also into any pics that you have had taken with any of the band members with your name/date/details on the back so that we can get a better rogues gallery running.

Hopefully the profiles will be back up over the next while.

Dont get none on ya and keep it burning….
SF4L
Michele