So,

Rossco Delux came over to my hovel today to fill me in on his most debaunched weekend.I live vicariously through his mach-10 decadance,I admit it.After tales of up-ended bottles of amial nitrate,high heels and things that I have a haunting suspision that you could get arrested for in at LEAST 41 states we got down to band stuff. We are taking a video camera out on the road.I sit here in the net cafe of doom and shudder.I ask myself,”Is this a bad idea?” My muse drops into frame wearing a spanky corset and a come-on-an’-get-it look.She smacks me upside the head and yells “Was Sharon Tates living room a mess??? It is the WORST idea ever!” I lock her under the stairs and get ready for my close up.This is gonna RULE!!!The blackmail possibilites are ENDLESS!!!I write to you guys about the day to day grind of providing Jack Daniels Rock’n’Roll on a water budget …. but now you are gonna be able to see it.Any relative that I have got who hasnt already disowned Me is gonna write me outta the will for fucking sure now!…..

All is well at the Tourettes DMZ.It all never stops which is how we like it.Cant wait to get in the van at some unholy hour of the morning come wednesday and hit the tar to Bris-Vegas.Thanx to all the bands who have written us to say that they are ampped to play with us.So polite! Right back at ya guys!!! It is gonna be a weird one for me as I havent been back to the melonoma state since I got run outta town with guns blazing a few years back…..It is never boring.!.Just hope that we dont end up with a rock and roll Rodney King situation on our hands!Cops seem to hate Me on sight!

I have been torturing My new guitar over the weekend.Shawn sikfuk,video king and all round guitar god has miss-placed his faith in me and is attempting to teach Me how to play.I have heard cats fuck with more rhythm.My neighbours wish that I was dead.

Havent spoken with Ash for the longest time but I dont have to.We are gonna be stuck in the same room for the next week.If you hold with any kind of religion throw a novena or ten my way.No…wait,pray for the boys ’cause they are getting the short end of the stick as I do not have the funds to secure My own room this time…4 of us in a room….I am leaving my pig sticker at home!!!.There is a “No wanking in the bunks” rule on this run but every one will ignore it anyway.I wanna see who gets laid first.It will not be Me.

Have got some primo reading thanx to my Brother.He lent me The Darby Crash bio.Cool!And My usual fistfull of Sandman comics,truckstop pornography and trash will keep me happy.

More from the road……
Broken arrow.
Michele.