Sydney……Say that you love Me.

-Fleetwood Mac.

When I dont get my bath I take it out on the slaves….
-Monster Magnet.

I seem to have been asleep when all the flowers y’all sent me arrived…not.
Meh.
Ross got me back online last nite so to celebrate I am gonna annoy him with this dreck.
So,a year since my fat ass crash landed in LA.My! How time rolls you like a streeet kid hangin’ for a fuckin fix….That was one weird assed time.But they all are for me.
And then y’all got the BDO.
Mother-fuck.
I think that we should all quit music after seeing Iggy.None of us have any kind of god given right.I stood up the back and did my goonie dance between prolonged bouts of rock inspired sobbling and jumping on my significant other yelling and licking him like a speed dosed puppy.
Sheer magic.

Let me back track some.

Little and or no sleep you decide…Porn gave us my dream car for the day so off we rolled at about 3 in the afternoon in a Matt black 67′ Valient.With a song in my heart and my hand down my pants I stressed and smiled all the way to Homebush.Scored a park and rolled into the back gates drug dogs a-sniffin’ and lamintes swinging.I always love that moment.Its like a plastic coated VIP reward after eating shit for the other 364 days of the year…

Walked around and was happy that people kept yellin my name and throwin up the goats.Hooked up backstage with the boys and before I knew it I was stomping round with my drum avoiding the plague of fucksickiles playing Captain Oz, flags flying and tempers raring.

It was awsome.

If you where there you know I aint lyin.

Fell off stage and ran at a great Pace to catch the Beasts of Burbon.They opened with ‘Chase the dragon” Worst luck…missed it.
So there I am side of stage waving to Doomfox dave in the audience,Tex and co just OWNING it all over again…

A small stocky dude right in front of me with a grey buzz cut.And there it was, on the back of his neck….Four.Black.Bars. *gulp*
15 years in the making and I am falling apart.The moment mine for the taking.I saw heaps of people interrupt him during the show.Not me jose.I didnt know what I was gonna do to tell you the truth.Tex wrapped it up and there goes the man that was one of the main reasons that I do what I do walking away..do something Madden you great tool!

“Excuse me ? Mr Rollins?”

Damn it! My fuckin voice broke !He didnt hear me! Now I dont wanna yell at the dude and scare the crap out of him.I cough and go again and this gentle reader is what I said…oh man….

“Um ,Mr Rollins? My band just played here today and I pretty much have you to blame for me getting this far I just wanted to say hey and thank you.”
“Cool,Whats the name of your band?”
“Tourettes”
“As in “Fuck shitcunt…..!!!!!”
“Yeah man!”

Enter Tony Mott.With his new book featuring one Henry….
“Hey Michele,Hey Henry”
“Hey Tony,When am I gonna be in your books!”
“Next one for sure Mish,Henry ? Can you sign this for me? How great were the beasts???”
“I have seen them many times “Says Henry signing away while I stand there almost unwilling to belive this moment is befalling my wimpering fan ass….
“I have only seen them a few times”I say” First time I puked on myself and kept rockin”

(….tell me that i didnt just say that???? Oh Goddddddd!!!!!)

Sir Hank smiles shakes my hand again and intones “Michele ,You have got soul”

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*sob*

Ever dashing significant other got a photo of us together and I did a goofy dance all the way back to our camp.Soul??? Hell yeah!!!!!

I ran into a million cool people as is the theme of the day evey year.We bailed half way thru the meg and jack show and rolled back to HQ Shell shocked and happy.

The show at 77 a few nights later was sooooo amazing.I dunno what happened but it worked.

I have been trying to get the art together for the album and Ross has made the video a dream come true for me.I went down and watched it yesterday.Swoon.We are doing a limited pack for the release at the Gaelic club launch.Hand numbered and all Only about 100 I think..So if any of you overseas types want one hit me up cause we are only doing this one run.3 songs [ RFS-Circus-NOLA] and the RFS filmclip.Score.

Best I get into gear.I like Daisys,White
Lillies,Diamonds but only white gold or Platnium
please.Happy Valentine’s day you cunts.xxx.
SF4L
Michele.