23/07/03

Good to see so many heads and sickfucks out in force for The opening of the Detour bar in the city.Dont make it a one off!!! Get your asses down there. I will be! Caesar and crew did a great job and it showed.Great line up to play w/as well .Nice and diverse,just the way it should be! Forlorn Suffering did a killer black metal job and I am totally shamed to say that that is the 1st time that I have seen them but am now wearing their t-shirt with pride! Nothing like a bare foot drummer with mad double bass action! Old big mouth here and crew were up next.What IS it with Me and crap fold back?? I musta thrown a heap of baby’s into a volcano in my last life or something…I digress….Couldnt have given a toss to tell ya the truth the vibe was SO good. All I could see was a line of Sickfucks camped out in the front row going off!!!.You guys drive me and it is so cool to catch up with you all AND that there is always more of you guys every show that we play flying the freak flag high.!!!!….Flesh Mecanic just get better every time I see them and we get the chance to play together. Rock solid comming off the back of those big supports. Tighter than a nuns cunt lads! So to all involved…you are the shit!

No word from The Hard-ons camp as they laid ruin to Melbourne on the weekend with The Spazzys.It is SUCH a cool time in rock. Can ya FEEL it. I can not only feel it but somthing smells a bit wiffy as well and it rules! Soooo….After Friday nite at The Detour I was not gonna lay down and die…Oh NO!!! So Saturday Nite Found Me And The most divine Miss Terror And The Queen of all that is Riff laden, Miss Susan, Half of one of my Fave bands Miz Ann Thopick, with our respective rock Asses parked on the pool table At the Vic on the park rockin’ out to The MOST slick Booby trap who look as good as they sound and they sounded pretty fuckin’ awsome let me tell ya! Love a lead singer who knows her way around a tamborine and no, I am not taking the piss! The world needs more of it!”Wildflower”The Cult…I Rest my case….The the legandary Shiek the shake…I would hafta be the only long hair in a Nailbomb T-shirt who rocked out and scared the be-jesus out a a pack of pointy toed fashion statement rock-a-billys who wouldnt have pissed on me if I was on fire!!! I dont get how they can just stand around?? Dont they FEEL it!! Fuck man! What do they do? “Hey Man,Nice Quiff…” “Oh Thanx. Nice Brothel creepers…”…..LOOSEN UP!!! Needless to say it was shit hot,I danced my ass off, Tried out a spot of bitch slapping rock inspired wrestling by the crapper with the polyester clad Lover man of rock,Tito R [“Fuck Michele! Not The boots!”]Lookin’ foward to a rematch ya bitch!!! Me and Susan deciced to relive the opening scene of Jackass in all of its glory on the way to The Town hall…Shopping trolley mayhem! Yessssssss…I LOVE going to the Townie,as I dont drink so I get to see mankind groveling in its own shit and fake honesty until the wee hours of the morning. Fuck TV! Gimme one nite out like that a month![Sorry to the off-her-ass drunk chick we conned into thinking that I was Tim’s far better looking younger brother…It was funny at the time..what the hey! Its still funny as fuck now I think about it! and you should learn to hold your piss lady!] Well Fuck!! No one can work out if I am a boy or a girl so I may as well be neither and get my rocks off!fack ya!!!..[….je te ami Sir’s Jagger and Richards!] In we roll as The Saints are wailing.”…stranded far from home….”Upstairs to swap triva with the crappest drummer in the world but the coolest brother! [Just kidding Tim,wait no I am not….Shit! Did I say that out loud???] So,much like 3 teenaged boys on no-doz and goon wine,the 3 Stooges [Me,Tito and Tim,Christ ! Could be a Jackson 5 coverband!@#!!!] Proceeded to offend all and sundry with our usual blend of silky smooth pull my finger bullshit and totally politically incorrect behaviour. Stellar!……..

So now here I am! Sunday and I feel like some one took a dump in my mouth as I havnt slept yet.[You try it straight,if ya think your so ‘ard!!!] As my insomnia is killing me OH soo slowly [Wish it would hurry up or leave me the hell alone….] and I went on a writing binge as the sun was comming up..nice..Cant wait to do this next album…I wanna take the crown…AND the castle on this sucker…My boys are the shit!…And I can’t and wont stop…..The sound track to my folly? Mad Season “Above”….Peachy way to end a night or start a day depending on how you wanna see it….Ash is gonna give me 5 shades of holy hell as I am ment to be recording with him tonite but as he didnt show for media stuff on Friday I’d say we are even![..just kidding Bro!] Thanx to Steve Anderson ,Killer virgo and member of the mighty Hatemail for putting up with me raving and ranting in my usual style for Drum. Cheers! Man deserves a medal!!!!……!HOLA!…Kerrang! Thank-YOU! And to every one who has told me about it!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! METAL FOR THE BRAIN!!!DEC 20TH!!!! Could I have asked for a mightier xmas pressie!??? Hell No!!! We will see ya there! I would drag my fat ass over a mile of broken glass just to BE there! Get on the forum,Throw our name around…We love it,and you dont get shit unless you chase it down and kill it![…I knew it!I am Finally morphing into Ted Nugent!Cool!]….We need you all on our side of the wire! Many shows comming up..I will keep ya posted here but if ya dont want to wade through my neverending self indulgent bullshit,Ross has gotcha covered on the opening page.Right!Fuck it!I am dead in the water!

Thanx for all the letters and feed back on Detestimony,[In store Aug, Dist thru MGM] always good to hear from you.
The mighty sickfuks…you rule my school! Hands down!
Til next time.
Dropfire.
Michele.
The cowgirl from hell.