Where people drink,they spill.

-Andrey Voznesensky, 1966.

-When are you gonna come down,when are you going to land?
Elton John.

-And then I will Know how perfect feels.
“Gear” New album

I figure that VH1 specials are a tool of the devil [Hey daddy!] to keep me chained to the TV and slothed down onto the recliner sweet and low.No shit.I am so fucking baked by exhaustion right now.Ross set my jewish born/catholic raised guilt a-flame in regards to my suck ass life style right now.Ie:Sleep all day and mooch around in some kind of blind panic all night.Booya sucks right?….So now I hit the gym at 6 in the morning and train till 9.Then home to bed.

Let us spend a moment with that last line shall we while Jessica Simpson [“Doh”] over emotes in the back ground on a charming little show on which I hope never to be featured called “One hit wonders”…Back to that last line.

“And then home to bed”

Pigshit.I am still fucking awake.Ross got me to go walkabout till I was stumbling.Went to the coolest junkie enclave cafe down on 7th street.This place was uber wrong.I relaxed natch,filth calls its own dontcha know? Any-hooooo.Ross had been there on one of his lost weekends so he knew the deal.Have you ever noticed how all junkies look slightly sooty?And they all walk with that off kilter pimp roll? I have got junkie theorys up the yang tonight….To whit shall we?

I have this junkie theory that they still dress in the year that they started using.That is where life stopped and the gear took over.That is why you see all those sketchy dudes in those elastic waisted leather jackets from 85’round the Hungry Jacks in Melbourne who ask if ‘You chasin’?…Now Me,being somewhat hard of hearing after a millon years of rock and roll made a tool of myself [yet again…]when I was living in Smackcentral.I got tired of these fuckers and yelled at the top of my voice “MY NAME IS NOT FUCKIN’JASON!!!FUCK OFF!!!!”Paul Hague then proceded to set me straight on that one laughing his ass off while I waited for the footpath to open up and swallow me.

You could smoke in this cafe.swoon!I think my writing got worse [not that it had all that far to go] when they banned smoking in Sydney cafes….Grrrr….

Just had a happy thought.If Papa roach got a recond deal anything is possible and I should chill out.

Awake ….its about 10 I think.Miss Suzanne came round to tell me that she is taking me out to the cool fifties diner down the street tommrow nite.And that I can do my laundry at her place.
“Done it” I crowed.
Yes! I braved the laundrymat.This ugly old woman wouldnt stop staring at me so I started barking at her.Joke em if they cant take a fuck right?? Or somthing like that.

Reading a stolen copy of Vanity fair the other nite I came across a wicked Questionnaire.So I stole it and annoyed my band with them.I dunno if this is legal but like I could give a flying fuck right? Ash ran away but I will get to him.He told me to tell y’all that he is an ‘Enigma’ the big tool.Honestly.He’s just stoned if you must know the truth.

Here ya go.A snap shot of a band on the edge or the verge depending on who you ask and how fucked up they are at the time.Enjoy.

Mikey…..

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A] Being able to trade in what you love the most.

What is your greatest fear?
A] Stupidity.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
A] The little drummer boy.

Which living person do you most admire?
A] Dave Grohl

What is your greatest extravagance?
A] Idol Thought.

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
A] My chest.

Which living person do you most despise?
A] george w Bush.

What is your greatest regret?
A] Cutting corners.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
A] Playing live.

When and where were you the happiest?
A] On stage at the BDO summer 04′

Which talent would you most like to have?
A] I dont want more talent,I want more skill!

What is your current state of mind?
A] Transit.

If you could change one thing about your family,what would it be?
A] I would clear my mothers mind.

If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing,what do you think it would be?
A] You have to be a better human than me to move onto somthing else.

What is your most treasured possession?
A] My plane ticket away from here.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
A] A mix of physical agony and shame.

What quality do you like most in a man?
A] respectful inqusitiveness.

In a woman?
A] Self assured humility.

What do you value the most in your friends?
A] Acceptance.

Who are your favorite writers?
A] On this trip? Raymond.E.Fiest,Mk Wren, George alex Effinger.

Who are your heros in real life?
A] Michele,Ross and Ash.

What are your favorite names?
A] Alexa.

How would you like to die?
A] Peacefully,Very old and on VERY good drugs.

What is your Motto?
A] Honesty is the best policy.

Ross needs his computer and I found myself chatting to a giant rabbit in the bathroom so I am gonna go fall down the stairs.
Night.
SF4L.
Michele