Telling tales of drunkeness and cruelty.
-The Kinks.
You see the colors in me like no one else.
-No Doubt
You bet your life it is.
-Tori Amos
I have been having bad dreams again….I get to sound like your father complaining about his youth here.My asshole parental figure always usta throw out that whole “When I was a boy…through the snow….no shoes…ect”
Well,I walked through the snow to write this to y’all today.It takes forever to get anywhere and the “Ohhhh! Snow!” novelty factor wore off pretty damn quick.I woke up with my hand stuck to the metal wall of the bus.Ner.
Walking home from the studio in sub zero temps at 3 this morning after a night of singing my hole out [“Dude! this sounds like Blondie getting reamed by Canibal Corpse!”] I thought of how mental my lfe really is.
To whit…..
Sitting at Blends taking up room as usual the other day when I entered into polite conversation with two strapping young Aussie chicks.All the usual travel questions and,keep in mind that this could only happen to me, It ends up that I am chatting to the daughter of the man who expelled me from school .
natch.
Oh this fucking snow.I dont want to hear about how hot it is back there.I am green with envy.But then again I am looking quite smashing in my Russian fur hat.That is what is called “Being positive” Lord! I should quit now as I suck at it.
Went to a really cool house party the other nite and watched a heap of very cool and staunch Sikfuks go very hard.These motherfuckers can drink! I have never seen anyone fight a refrigirator before either.No1# son got in on the drinking game action which involved alot of shouting and banging of glasses.Also involved was a blow up doll,a light up sign that said “SEX” and Many big spliffs.
I woke up the next afternoon in a king sized bed being served wanton soup.A stellar weekend!
I try to imagine how much more trouble I would get in if I indulged!
Lucky to have a really cool pack of Sikfuks here who take amazing care of me and the boys.[Take a bow…Dylan,Mike,Kevin,Richard,Kerri,Ryan,AJ,John,Matt,Tamara…] I dont think that I have ever had it so good.
This is just a newsy rant about y’all!Rather think and talk about that than Moi.
My evergreat Miss Karen is now booking at The Bat and Ball.Way to go!Get down there and check out the stellar acts that she is serving up.
Thanx to all that have written Me about the gallery pages that Miss Shelia has set up on the SF4L site.She tells me that your profiles are going to be back up soon so keep an eye on it.Thanx to Dru for the new pic in the art section.
Been told that some of the family from this side of the pond are now up and chatting.Keep em hooked up and welcome em’ on board.I have been lucky enough to meet most of them and like y’all they are good peeps and you never know when you are gonna need a floor to crash on this side of the world.Or visa versa.I speak through experence.We have all got the best thing going here…..
Who was scanning their school uniform???
A little bird keeps me posted! That is soooo kinky!
My brain is broken.I am gonna get dressed and skid my way to the cafe on 4 intches of ice then go and bug Smash.Ross is AWOL an Mikey is looking dangerous so I think that I will stay out of his way.Next time you get to read my diary.Wont THAT be fun.Snort.
Keep up the mail and bug the shit outta the press and sites for BDO action.Go…Fly my children of the night! get our frozen asses on tour so that we can come and rock out the summer with you!
I am a popsicle.Now of course I am thinking about being licked cause I am an insuffrarable perve.
