Not as late as you think….

-My life isnt easy baby,but its the life that I NEED.
“Rock and Roll Outlaw” By Rose Tattoo.

-I can resist anything but temptation.
Mae West or Oscar Wilde depending on who you ask.

Bloody hell! Everyone is doing “Boheimain Rhaposdy” Upstairs! I am NOT gonna miss this! back in a sec……

Phew! made it in time for “Thunderbolts and lightening……”Cool.

Just got back from a gossip laden fat assed [ Me not him!] run with my Big brother.[ pant,pant!] He had already been to the gym so therefore had an unfair advantage…Ahhhh! excuses Madden! Well 3kms is a good start. Worst luck for some it did not kill Me.Nor did the cab crash that I was in last night![ No shit!] Gimme danger indeed Mr Pop!

Read this thing about how Mick Jagger would run 12kms a day for weeks before they went out on tour and it got me all riled up. Would rather take the Keith Richards aproach but…Smack and a blood transplant…Hmmm??????? …heheheh….Im kidding!

B* comes up with some dingers. I have these two new songs that I am ment to have done by tommrow right? And as always I have wound myself up so badly that I have left them till the 11th hour. And all I have is scraps and lines that stubournly refuse to join up. Anyway we were up talking this morning trying ,as always to sleep when she…..
“It is your hate box. You keep them all in there…” “What?”
“I dunno” She wantonly exhaled “All your battles…they never stop and that is where you keep them….that is where you hurt the most.’

So, There you have the title of the 1st song that I am gonna write tonite. “Hatebox” Does that fox have My number or what?

I think that we all have them. Hateboxes.I just open mine.Pandora Madden? As Miss Karen would say ” Ner,Ner,Ner….”

It was arond 9 when she decided that I was “Stupidly brillant” And that she was “Brillantly stupid” Or it was the other way around?….cant remember…it was funny as fuck at the time though. She now has the twin tattoos to mine. The wrist ones. I am so touched. It means the world to me. And we can now do that whole “YAH! Supertwins! Sh-ZAM!!!! Gimme the form of an icebucket!’ and so on.

I then laid my theory on her that if tombstones were written like school reports mine would say..
“Does not play well with others.”

And that it is entiely possible that Nutella is packaged angel shit….Its like living with the caterpiller from Alice in Wonderland…She exhaled a lung fulla Byrons Bays finest and arched her eyebrow at that one as I spluttered away…

Had a letter from a friend today that informed me that his life was turning “Into a Gerry Springer show” and all I could think was “Cool! Hillybilly one legged Mexican trassexual midgets having sex with married men!” After I lost that visual and calmed down a bit [I am prone to small bouts of overexitment when it comes to stupid shit ] I related my own Springer-esque fables back,wihed him well on his journey [ Its all these fucking kung foo movies man! They are seeping into my flow here!] and signed off.He is doing a Gretta Garbo and I for one dont blame him a fuckin’ BIT!

As Axl.W.Rose so brillantly croomed to our hair metal ears in the 11:13 sec min EPIC that IS “November Rain.” [This just keeps on popping up dont it now?]

-Dont ya need sometime on your own?…mmmmmmm!!!! everybody needs sometime all alone…..[Cue great big ass kicking guitar solo!]

I think that there is somthing in that for all of us dont you Class? [“Yes Miss Madden”]

I mean, shit is crazy out there and you get so used to it being all fucked up that you get numb to it untill you walk away.Then when you see it for what it is you NEVER want to come back….and therein lies the challenge.
Bugger.

Now I got Little Stevie Winwood in my head “Keep on runnin’….” Great bassline and fuzz tone guitar on that track.Set myself off before to the Allman Bros 22 min live, at the bloody fillmore no less! version of “Whipping post”…Oh Shit! I feel a Led Zeplin attack comming on. “Thank You” was playing when I was in that crash last night.
Spooky.

Gonna go wash my stinky olde dreads which are gonna take eons to dry. But it has been a few months so…..

So I got the debt collectors on my tail and nobody loves me. Country and western at its finest!Soooo band meeting tommrow…Erm? The dog ate my home work. Nah. it will be cool. I know that we have a show comming up ’cause the screenprint thingo was missing from the downstairs shitter.That also means that Delux was here while we were sleeping which is always a bit suspect…I always expect to wake suddenly to him grinning manically holding a pillow scant inches from my face before smothering me. But apon reflection I could insert the name of almost anyone I kmow in that senario……

B* Is watching kung foo movies and this old Sam Elliot wanna-be here is calm.[ Gotta LOVE the “Sam”….sigh…] Not happy. Calm. Why? Cause I am in the eye of a shitstorm. I am like one of those psyhco Vets who try and kill the recruiting CO when they get turned down for their 5th tour. Gotta be where the tracers are flying bay-bee!

Chris Bailey of The Saints said once when asked if he was a songwriter that”…I am just a guy that songs vist from time to time.” And then fell over cause he was so drunk.Definatly an early influence! I like that. If I see the muse lurking I got the duct tape ready..[ Picture Michael Masden in the ear cutting scene from Resoivor Dogs ‘cept for having a pig tied to the chair I got some broad in a floaty dress shitting herself…cool huh?…or is that just Me?]..she seems to follow Blackie soooooo luck be a lady tonite she should be lingering round the bathroom…..He is gonna be mastering the new Nunchucka this week and I cant wait to hear it.22 minuite songs !!!Bless him!

Talking of passion B* once told a dude called Hugh never to darken her door step again after saying that he did not like Bauhaus. I once got into a brawl over the cough at the beginning of “Sweetleaf” [ It was Tony by the way….]

Reading back over all this I realise that we should all be committed.Aw! Fuck it.At least I have never waivered in my beyond idiotic love of all that is sonic and same goes for the people around me.

I better get gone and do shit.
Thanx for tuning in and all that…
Happy trails Sikfuks and I will catch you in the pit.
SF4L
Michele.